(Harper & Michaela) [text] Let me help, please? // [text] I want you to be happy. // [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??// (Addy & Michaela) [drunk text] Listen up slut, youāre one hot piece of ass and if they donāt realize it, itās their loss // [text] Why are you so hotā¦like honestly, itās not fair. // (Jace & Michaela bc why not) [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. // [text] Please donāt do this.
Harper/MichaelaĀ
[text] Let me help, please?
[text to Harperš]: Itās fine. Itās just a bad hair dye job. I think I found a spell to get it out.Ā
[text to Harperš]: If not though⦠do you know how to dye hair the Muggle way?Ā
[text] I want you to be happy
[text to Harper š]: I AM happy. I donāt know why you would think Iām not!Ā
[text to Harper š]: Oh⦠Is this because you heard me crying in the middle of the night last night? I was reading The Notebook.Ā
[text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
[text to Harper š]: I got⦠really hungry. But I was also tired.
[text to Harper š]: So I might have fallen asleep whilst eating. Donāt judge me.
Addy/Michaela
[drunk text] Listen up slut, youāre one hot piece of ass and if they donāt realize it, itās their loss
[text to Addyš]: I donāt think that adding the wordĀ āslutā to that sentence makes it mean what you want it to mean.Ā
[text to Addyš]: However, I appreciate the sentiment.Ā
[text] Why are you so hotā¦like honestly, itās not fair.
[text to Addy š]: Hot? Iām not hot.
[text to Addy š]: I mean, do you really think so?
Jace/MichaelaĀ
[text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day.
[text to Jaceš]: Really? I mean, we can do something else if you want.Ā
[text to Jaceš]: I only said that because I really donāt feel like getting out of my pajamas.Ā
[text] Please donāt do this.
[text to Jace š]: Jace, youāre engaged. We canāt do this.
[text to Jace š]: Donāt make this harder than it needs to be.















