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Dani: Hi!

Damian: *tied up, and words muffled*

Dani: Awe, missing Papa? Missing rich daddy? That's okay, he knows you're here with me. *turns on a large screen, showing a video of Bruce and Dick*

Bruce: I don't know, we just got this in the mail and- Oh my god, Damian?! Damian are you okay?

Dani: Nobody ever asked me how I'm doing.

Dick: Let him go!

Dani: Okay, but first give me control over Wayne Enterprises for a bit.

Bruce: What? No way!

Dani: Aww

Bruce: Now tell me where-

Dani: *turns off the screen* Danny can you believe- Whu- Danny! You're always on that phone Danny!

Danny: *not looking up* I'm booking my vacation.

Dani: *floats over to lean over his shoulder* Oooo where are we going-

Danny: No.

Damian: *starts wiggling towards the remote and turns on the screen again*

Dani: Is there gonna be Dolphins? Cause I kinda have beef to settle with those bastards.

Bruce: Damian! Tell me where you are!

Dani: *holds a knife towards Damian* Ah ah ah! Careful! You know I've killed more people by mistake than intentionally.

Damian: *starts blinking in intervals*

Dani: You blink weird.

Danny: *still not looking up* That's Morse Code.

Dani: Oh wow, thats so cool! Oh wait no! Hey hey hey-

Bruce: I know where he is, let's go there's no time to waste!

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Batman, and Nightwing: *carefully sneak throw Dani's hideout*

Damian: *sitting with his back turned towards the door*

Batman: Oh my God, Damian are you okay-

*door shuts behind them as the hideout goes into shut down mode*

Damian: *starts floating and turns around, revealing it's Dani, and she just had a wig on as she grins mischievously at Batman, and Nightwing*

Dani: Hi Dada~

Batman: Wheres Damian Wayne?

Dani: With Danny! He dies if I 'die'!

Danny: *at WE with Damian, he touches his ear peice* We're in.

Dani: Ooookay! Now defund Gino's Pizza!

Danny: Cause of the moist crust?

Dani: Yes because of the moist crust!

Batman: . . . What?

Damian: Can you also defund my school?

Dani: Hey! No! Damian, you're getting your education.

Damian: Damn it.

Danny: *clicks a button on a computer* Defunded.

Imagine the entire relationship starting behind masks, like most of Batman's relationships to date.

Imagine them dating almost exclusively as Superbat, while living their secret identity lives fairly normally.

Then Batman proposes...

Bruce Wayne, the beloved Prince of Gotham, is suddenly engaged to this random country turned city boy reporter.

No one knows how they met. They've never done an interview as far as the public knows. They're just announcing an engagement out of the blue!

@cheonchi's Henry and Nova, @syrooo's Cordelia, @pearlevie's Liezel, @sallowsoul's Savina. Does he have a type? If not for Henry, you might believe it. Selene is there to (unsuccessfully) supervise her slutty second cousin.