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— what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone
au(friend stealer)gust
— what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone
— what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone
idk i feel like tommy would just put some random katy perry song
— my muse’s last text to your muse
hey man can you stop making noah smoke weed it’s really bad for him
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♚☆♦♣☎ (THERE)
☆ : for a drunken voicemail
“you know... that shit you said about hannah was so fucking cute. that was so fucking cute, dude. like, i’m not making fun of you right now — i fucking swear. it was so cute, man. like, how you remembered all those small details about her and— shit, dude. so cute. i’m not, like, jealous or anything though. whoa. no way. just, you know. whatever. i’m gonna go vomit now.”
♦: for an apologetic voicemail
“hey. uh, i was kind of expecting your voicemail because i know you hate my fucking guts. rightfully so. so i’m gonna sound like a fucking pussy right now but oh well. i’m sorry about winding you up like that. it’s just... you really pissed me off and you know you shouldn’t do that. so, like, this is entirely your fault and i did fuck all actually. so fuck you.”
☎: for a voicemail not meant for you
“matty, can you help me with something? i wanna dig up hannah’s grave and like cut off her finger or something and give it to august to scare the shit out of him but i don’t wanna, like, fuck with lukas so i was thinking if maybe you could help me dig up some other random grave that’d be cool. or maybe if you know a guy that would be cool too. alright. see ya.”
♠☢☼ (idk)
send ♣ for a text not meant for you
[text]: hey man i don’t wanna be annoying or anything you’re probably HANGING OUT WITH YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND AUGUST[text]: you’re a fake friend noah i am unfriending you on my xbox[text]: AND AUGUST IS LAME ANYWAY[text]: !!!!!!!!!!!! if they had a middle finger emoji i would send it to you so hard right now
