#(accidentally)

“Hey, Doc! I'm headin' home now. You be on your best behaviour whilst I'm out, 'kay?”

“You know I won't be.”

“Eh, it was worth a shot. Remember: Your room is in that door, kitchen is that one, and bathroom is that one. Don't want ya getting lost in your own place again. And let the staff know if you want a bath or anything, don't try cooking by yourself, don't—”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it! Stop prattling on, your whiny voice gives me headaches!”

“Alright, alright. Fine. Night, dude.”

“Night, rodent.”

[The door closes. It seems Eggman has forgotten about the recorder. It stays on for 2 more minutes, before he can be heard talking - but not to us. He calls someone, and the answer is quick. The person on the other end can't be heard talking, but he can be.]

“You're good to come over.”

[Instant hang-up. Eggman walks out of the room. There's a minute silence, before he can be heard grumbling in his room.]

“Never have anything nice to wear... Miss my big red coat. 'Oh, but you scare residents when you look like a villain!'- shut up, stupid staff, they SHOULD be scared, I'm better than them... Even if I'm not a supervillain.”