"my friends over at the mukhabarat will get your parents, they want a picture of you ... they'll rip out their nails one by one"
i was gonna say something but actually i'd rather not risk it i'll leave it up to your imagination

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"my friends over at the mukhabarat will get your parents, they want a picture of you ... they'll rip out their nails one by one"
i was gonna say something but actually i'd rather not risk it i'll leave it up to your imagination

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Heyo Leo, quick question have you seen the movie The Crow with Brandon Lee?
No, I’d never heard of it before. But after seeing your ask I got curious and looked it up and I thought nothing of it. so when I saw all the headlines that Lee had died during filming it was like, really horrifying…I read an account on it and I couldn’t even believe it and I feel sick just thinking about it and I can’t believe the crew would be so inhumanely careless than an accident like that could ever happen. I’m really sorry that happened to him…
Have you been hacked or something?
Me? I’m fine. I’m just doing the usual April Fools tradition and sharing the insanity. Figured I’d find a few posts and reblog them while everyone else is looking things over as well.
This is one of my favorite days of the year, seeing the wild things that sites come up with, so... You know. Apologies if you’re upset by it?
Other good April Fools Jokes I’ve seen:*One of the WoW guilds I used to run with has now changed their guild to a Canada theme and requires Maple Syrup Chugging contests to solve disputes.*A D&D server I’m on is now changing to a Fortnite Server because that game’s more hip and cool.