Hill Country BBQ: Awesome BBQ and Temporary Hurricane Shelter for SoPo
On the Tuesday following Hurricane Sandy, there were only a few places open downtown during the blackout. Since my supplies consisted of reduced fat triscuits (gross) and bread (with no power for a toaster), Hill Country BBQ was the only real option.  I was accompanied by my friend who refers to himself as âbarbarian,â so he was in he was in heaven as soon as we stepped inside.  As a northerner (and female), I didnât know what to expect BUT was pleasantly surprised. Hill Country BBQ can be enjoyed by both the Manly Man and Girly Girl Alike.
Where: Hill Country BBQ (30 W. 26th Street, Flatiron).
Tell me more: With 10 types of protein cooked  âlow and slow" in their in-house smoker, it is the real deal BBQ not customarily attributed to NYC's food scene. This type of âcue is traditional Texas âdry rubâ and is fresh, flavorful and delicious. In true fat kid fashion, you can order meat-by -the pound and a plethora of sides (an ideal place to put on the Sandy 15). What is better is the way you order. Unlike a traditional restaurant where you sit down and tell the waitress what you want, at Hill Country you receive a meal card and order your southern comfort food cafeteria style. Food aside, the atmosphere RULES. As soon as you step inside off of 26th street, you feel like you are in the dirty south; Fun, causal and with no rules, it is good time even during Frankenstorm. Net net, Hill Country is LEGIT.
The Protein (FYI â you order by the pound, so prices change pending how much you can put down):
- Brisket Lean â the âMoistâ was a tad fatty.
- Original Kreuz Sausage â Shipped in fresh from Texas.
- Market Chicken â Out of this world AND you wonât feel like a complete chubster eating this.
The Sides (comes in 3 sizes):
- Skillet Cornbread with Ancho Honey Butter ($3.50) â I love when desserts pretend to be appetizers.
- Longhorn Cheddar Mac & Cheese ($5.75 S/$11 M/$21 L) â Super creamy. The fact that it was penne pasta (a JV carb) gave me fear, but after one bite, I realized I had nothing to be afraid of.
- Sweet Potato Bourbon Mash ($4.75 S/$9 M/$17 L) â It was like Thanksgiving on amphetamines.
- Smokey Chipotle Deviled Eggs ($3.95) â You had me at chipotleâŠ.
- Red Velvet Cake ($8.00) â The size of my head. Enough said.
- The Staff ROCKS. In full force during the hurricane, they were friendly, attentive and just effing fun. Hi Danny!
- Great for family style. Sharing is caring people.
- They do combo meals (read: multiple meats). For the caveman/cavewoman with an adventurous palate.
- You can wear whatever the F you want. Hill Country = Judgement free zone.
- Huge space. At 2 floor and 11,000 square feet, it could host 2 Catholic weddings.
- Even âHugerâ portions. I think I stored up for both the hurricane and winter 2013.
- You canât get hosed on the bill. Everyone has that friend who orders 6 glasses of wine, the steak and dessert and expects to split the bill. At Hill Country, each person gets a meal card and pays separately.
- Live Music with your food. Sadly, one was not present during Sandy (Yes, I thought about performing but didnât think NYC was ready for my talents) but on a regular night, they have a country band.
- All-you-can-eat Mondays. Okay, I wasnât there for this but for $25 you can have unlimited brisket, chicken, spare ribs, and sides (read: They are giving it away).
- Itâs not cheap. Macaroni was $11.00. For a Medium.Â
Edited by: The Lazy Bulimic
Photo Credits: GlenwoodNYC, Cabbage Salad and Food & Festivities.