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jihoon, despite the high calorie, high sodium, high sugar meals his restaurant serves, eats pretty healthy. he isn’t really a person for an abundance of sweets, but loves serving them to other people! the crow’s nest makes a pretty awesome saeng cream cake that’s popular for people that choose to have birthday parties with them (jihoon always thinks that’s hilarious, so birthday meals are some of his favorites.) 

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as for tea the beverage, jihoon rarely drinks it-- only when he’s feeling sick, because for as busy as he is, he can’t afford to be sick, of course. his usual choice is elderberry tea in these cases. in very rare cases, when he’s absolutely pounding coffee, he’ll drink some green tea in between, for health benefits and for extra caffeine without the heaviness of coffee. 

when it comes to gossip, however, jihoon is a tea connoisseur. he does his best to know his regular customers at the crow’s nest by name, and if they’re smart they don’t tell him much personal information than that, but he and his establishment have a good way of providing service that makes them feel trustworthy. this helps jihoon get an in to all kinds of dirt, ranging from a customer being touchy feely with two different women over the course of several nights to who’s making deals with who, and who’s dabbling in relations with a gang they shouldn’t be. he takes great pride in this fact and the power it gives him, and often uses the information he knows as currency to get things he wants from people. 

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“do you miss anyone from your past?”

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“have any pets?”

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“have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?”

killed a man. ( & // he laughs afterwards, suggesting it’s a joke, but with jihoon, one can never be too sure ) i’m not sure. there’s not much that i’d mind people finding out about, i don’t think? ( or maybe he’s just not remembering anything ) i guess i don’t want people to find out when i steal from them, so that probably counts. there are also some other things, but…i can tell you if you want. ( he smiles, a little crookedly, a little darkness in his eyes. this is probably nsfw and i refuse to write about it, thanks )

“what makes you happy?“

some more things? ( & // he hums in thought. he doesn’t think he’s a happy enough person to list anything more than he already did, and maybe even then, they were things that he liked instead of what made him happy. is there a difference? if there is, jihoon doesn’t know it ) sunrises, and the moon…food. ( he can’t believe he forgot about food before. really? ) i was going to say video games, but they mostly just make me mad. ( a sheepish laugh ) i don’t know what else…i can start naming specific friends, if you want? ( he laughs with no real intention to do that, because he doesn’t want to pick and choose, and he likes to think they make him happy as a whole. for some reason his brother comes to mind for reasons entirely unknown to him, because he makes him far from happy. his face darkens into something almost resembling a scowl. why would his mind betray him like this when he’s supposed to be thinking about things that make him happy? maybe it’s because he should.)

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 “what kind of people are you attracted to?”

didn’t i already answer this? ( & // he wrinkles his nose ) i guess my dream guy is different than who i’m attracted to? or they’re different questions, but my answer is the same ( he laughs, a short sound ) boys, to start, in case you forgot. ( he grins ) i can see when girls are attractive, and i appreciate that, but it’s not nearly the same. ( does he have a type? ) i’m attracted to a lot of people, but it’s mostly the same as what i said about my dream guys-- those qualities. i guess there’s something kind of attractive about people i can corrupt, too? but there’s a bigger chance of feelings getting involved with those types, and feelings are tiresome. if i don’t care about them as people i’d kiss them anyway, though. it’s nice to be loved even if i don’t feel the same way, so i wouldn’t mind. 

( & // already answered similar! )

“what are you bad habits?”

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“if you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?”

there is no one i like-- not in the way you’re asking. ( & // of course it wouldn’t be platonic like. there’s no fun in that. he means what he says, but he knows there’s someone that comes close, maybe. jihoon doesn’t do crushes. he does attraction and fixation, even if he isn’t aware of it. anything he feels lacks the romance, and sees jealousy and possessiveness as its fuel. there are people he likes spending time with, sure, but in a platonic sense, and it’s hard for him to even want to date anyone, let alone actually be committed to them. he only ever dated for fun, anyway. who’s the closest thing, though? ) spencer? ( he asks, though he doesn’t need any approval or response. spencer. he’s something, alright, and the part of jihoon that wants to find out what is just as great as the part of him that doesn’t ) he’d probably take care of me. don’t know if he’d be any good at it, though. he’d probably be drunk too. 

“describe your dream girl/guy?”

oh, i don’t know. ( & // he makes a big act of making it wistful, but he breaks out into a playful smile ) you think i’m the type to dream about a girl or a guy? if it was a dream it would be a guy; you should know that first. second, you should know i’m not the type. relationships have never been a priority for me and never will be. ( and he doesn’t mind. jihoon has never really wanted one, unless it’s to kill his boredo  ) but i’ll humor you, i guess. ( and he sighs, and then thinks about it ) someone with a good sense of humor. someone hard-working, and...capable. not anyone weak-willed, or meek, or easily frightened. no one too emotional, but...warmer than i am. i would say someone that isn’t afraid of me, but i want them to be a little scared. ( and when he smiles, there’s a certain darkness to it, absent from most of his other smiles ) but someone that will stay, anyway. someone okay with every side of me. someone that will make me feel more...human? ( he doesn’t like the last part. it feels weak, even if it’s true, so he reels it back ) oh, they have to be attractive too, obviously, otherwise the deal is off.

“been arrested? for what?”