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“Didja miss me? Don’t worry, sweetie pie. I’m here...all fer ya.”

“I can tell ya without a shadow o’ a doubt that whatever yer goons do, I can do it better. I’m the cream o’ the crop: no one does it better.”

“If you only knew what I bought you for the upcoming holidays...I’m sure it will fit nicely around your lovely neck.”

“I’ve heard this world has people with extremely powerful abilities. It is sad that, despite the premise, they aren’t stronger than a lvl 25 character. Oh well, they could work as specimens for Demiurge.”

“Merciless, eh? Then gimme yer best shot.”

“He may like to drink blood, but surely he loves to eat big C-”

We will never know. 

Another obligatory “Howdy” post