*rummaging through the mail at the boutique* "There's something here for one 'Sassafrass H. Saddles'... I do believe that's YOU, my dear..." *smirks and hands a letter to Sassy* ((I had to. He was begging to be a bitch to her. If she wants to get him back, call him Chaz or Chuck or something. He hates that. XD))
{ Fashionable Fantasia }
“Thank you, Chucky. I’ve been waiting for that one.” she took it and opened the mail. “Oh, it’s Rarity inviting me to be one of the bridesmaids! Ha, imagine that.”
Of course Applejack was going to be maid-of-honor. There was no question there. But Sassy would be close by.
She gave Forte a bright smile and ripped the envelope with her full name up into tiny pieces.
Just then Sweetie Belle entered.
“Sassafras! Are you kidding?” she cracked up. “No wonder you go by Sassy.”
“Do not. Tell. Any--”
“I will. Tell. Everyone.” Sweetie smiled in glee.
Sassy seethed visibly and looked at Forte, mouthing the word ‘cunt’ under her breath. At least they were agreed on that.
