Rate me 2,6,7,8,10
2. Intelligence
Well, you went to law school and it’s my understanding that lawyers are meant to be smart, yeah? So I guess I can go with a solid 7 on that assumption alone. You lose points for choosing to be a lawyer of all things, but there’s also you skipping town after my trial went ass-up... Prove to me you’re good at applying shit, and it’ll only get higher, counsellor.
6. Humor
Oh, 9, easy. Mostly based on you being weird as hell.
7. Scariness
...You’re just a lawyer. You didn’t even know anything useful about me. 1.
8. How much mine envies yours
Not only are you a lawyer who has to deal with idiots, you’re also as trapped here as I am, never mind you’re one of the upper class asses. It’s 0, counsellor, hate to break it to you.Â
10. How much mine wants to kill yours
Like I said, you know nothing useful about me. I don’t trust you, there’s nothing you can do to me in this hellhole. 0. There’s no point wanting you dead.
















