#{blake}

Ah, great. Crap. It’s a mom.

2. Intelligence

Well, Skyler seems to have her head screwed on straight, and I guess she got it from someone raising her right. 8, I guess.

3. Sex appeal

Lessee. Blonde, decent height, nice wardrobe, good eyes. The whole two kids thing is a bit of a turn-off. But your body doesn’t look like a moms. 9.

4. Cuteness

It’s a 10 and I’m not explaining shit.

8. How much mine envies yours

I - think I know who this is from? Ryan’s mom? Let me think.

3. Sex appeal

I do not believe I have seen you move a lot, and mostly I have found it is movement that catches my eye... but you are a beautiful woman, and you seem confident. So 7, 8, one of those.

7. Scariness

You are only as scary as moms need to be, right? 4, probably is about right. I know how my mom was with me, and you are a lot closer to my age than you are to mine, so. The ‘adults are old and scary’ does not really apply, does it?

9. How much mine pities yours

From what I understand you have two children who look older than me but are actually a quarter of my age? That sucks. That you missed out on so much time with them, I mean, not that you have two children. So maybe a 5?

10. How much mine wants to kill yours

“...What?”

“.....”