#{headcanons}

Never Brush your teeth, first thing in the morning. The brush won’t accept brushing the teeth of someone who didn’t make their bed first. And tends to be violent, when ignored.

Never go on public trains. The guy who stopped the last one still has a sore back.

Don’t get water from the evil water machine. It turns you evil. (If you’re already evil, it just removes your sense of morality).

Don’t go to McTOWNalds at 4 AM. They’re waiting for you.

//As for what the gacha fiend's mech is powered by...as simplistic as it sounds...//

//A comically large battery. There's no supernatural, super powerful fuel source. Just a really REALLY big battery...//

//But it's from the future, where batteries can last years before they give out. Even for a big mech like this, it'd take her uh...a few weeks for it to run out.//

//Also, as for why, despite her skill, she's still classified as a [LOW CLASS PILOT], it's due to, once again, her poor capability of communicating with her fellow pilots, her inability to properly present herself in the faces of the facility she works in, and her utter refusal to show up on time for anything, unless there's an unreasonable amount of pay promised for her efforts.//

//And then comes the fact that NONE of said 'unreasonable pay' ever gets put to good use, as it's all burnt on her bare necessities so she doesn't starve to death...with the other 95% being used on Gacha funds, that ultimately, only result in getting her to pity. And it's almost ALWAYS on a BAIT banner-//

//As for the ZZZ!Bros' financial situation, it's uh...not ideal. And there's multiple factors at play for it.//

1: They undercharge their own services like CRAZY. The equivalent of hiring them for a job is the equivalent of buying a 12 pack of soda, from a store.

2: They BARELY get any calls or requests, outside of the other factions. Plumbing's just not that popular of a business, with 90% of their calls being prank calls.

3: They OVERPAY anyone who helps them with commissions. 100K Dennies Every thirty minutes, when the bros, themselves, effectively get paid with dirt on their own.

4: Their house equipment is really shoddy, and their electric bills are sky high as a result. Hence why they still use a home phone, and their place is, as many describe, really messy and unorganized.