#{gabe 1}

Feathers: Uh it's uh... I don't want to spoil the surprise. It's uh-

Gabe 1 interrupting Feathurs: Well, here's my surprise: I'm not doing it.

1: L-listen.

Feathurs: Wai-

1: I'm done!

1: Gabriel- that's me, hi- I'm done with Nadia. NEVER AGAIN!

Feathurs: Well-

1: Apparently, last time I was with Nadia, HEAVEN tried to eat my DICK!

1: I'm never helping Nadia again, SUCK IT!

Feathurs: Let's not- Listen,don't say something you're gonna regret.

Feathurs: Listen, hear's the thing.

1: Nope! Not in a million bajillion, my dude!

Feathurs: Helping takes three days; you just go in there, and you help Nadia, and then-

1: YOU WILL HAVE TO KNOCK ME OUT LIKE B.A. BARACUS GETTIN' ON A PLANE.

1: I-NO WAY!

Mounds: Here, have a drink of this water-

1 pushing mounds away with one hand: Absolutely not.

1: nooooooo Nadia for Gabriel.

Feathurs: Some of you guys need to go in the room and help Nadia or else she's going to turn evil and my plot will be ruined.

1: Go for it, thugs. Gabriel's HERE.

2: Alright, I'll take care of it, I'll do it.

1: Terra firma, baby.

2: *walks in front of 1*

1: *angry frown and glare*

2: *picks 1 up and walks him to the room*

1: [stammering] Why can't- why- I don't even think I'm needed to do this this is unimportant-

2: C'mon buddy.

1 starting to struggle: I- DON'T DO IT. I SWEAR TO GOD.

Mounds: HE PITIES THE FOOL WHO CARRIES HIM INTO A ROOM!

1 still struggling: YOU WILL NOT LIKE HOW THIS ENDS. I WILL USE AN ARCH ANGEL BLADE ON YOU I GIVE NO SHITS.

          “I (did) tell you, death has a BRIGHT side.”

          “Ok. You can just stop!! Nothing you can say will scare me! Literally, nothing! I’m NOT leaving.” Jillian stood her ground. Demons. Ghosts. Creepy crawling super-human-eating-monsters that live under the bed, whatever. She wasn’t interested in fables or childhood fears, stories parents told their children to make them go to bed or obey. For a long while, sure, she had been wary of the possibility of their existence but -- this?? This was just...insanity at it’s finest. And she knew insanity!