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Dogs will worship you like a god.

Cats will treat you like their servant!

The reality:

Dogs treat you like you're their doting parent

Cats treat you like you're their lovable roommate

Dogs do whatever you say because you said it (assuming you've actually trained them and established the necessary social bonds.)

𝔫𝔬𝔟𝔬𝔡𝔶'𝔰 𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢

I always just considered eel ones based on what we see Simon begin to turn into, but I see the idea behind the tree mutations.

Especially considering, according to the iron lung fandom wiki, that Simon basically merges with the tree.

Makes me kinda want to redo the mutations in my fics but god I don't wanna but the itch is there...