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Babe I’m the one who can serve you truth

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Contents: (Meliodas x Reader) light fluff. A Bit suggestive. Meliodas's brain. Ten commandments meliodas (before the great war, js regular life)

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This man is geeked since you two got married. Hes not going to tell you(he be hiding his emotions and wtv😂) the marrige was arranged by your fathers so its not at all a suprise that hes cold...well sometimes!! He doesnt smile much, but really thats only when other people are around. he doesnt touch you.....innapropriately infront of others and you two arent even in the same bedroom even though your marrige is 4 years young(he sneaks in your room every night) ꈍᴗꈍ

Inside his head, is a hot mess and a half. He really does love you but hes gone most of the time fighting in wars, or on missions. He thinks about the conversations you two could have; How he cleans his armor, how melascula pisses him off, how he misses his mom, or how he wants to spend more time with zeldris...and you!!

He really does love beautiful scenery but it scans his mind often if you do too? You're a human of course, which makes him think about your morals.....He knows some, but honestly... He isnt around much to catch it all.(this dude obviously acts nothing like his thoughts)

He would love a picnic date, you two did it once but he got called off for a mission by his father. He overworks himself just because hes pissed most of the time or just to get away from you his fine ass wife😭. (He doesnt like being hard all the time)

Meliodas loves you though....

He actually gropes you alot though.... Even in his sleep. He massages your feet, watches your shows with you, and makes you your favorite coffee. Hes quiet most of the time, an avid listener. He'll grunt in response or mumble a lazy "mmhm" while writing down batte strategies.

When you ask him to try a desert he moans. Its on purpose too. And he keeps intense eye contact. Now down that road he, as we know is a pervert, and in this era people would never think so, like hes literally the ruthless meliodas who could kill you if you blinked the wrong way, why tf would he be horny?? The misconceptions are WAYYY OFFF. THIS MAN WILL HIDE YOUR PANTIES. Only really when you piss him off.. But still!! Hes a munch. He is always shirtless if he in your room(which his father forbade after reports of him moaning-he was eating your chips trying to annoy you) you literally caught him going at it using your underwear... In YOUR bathroom. You two haven’t did it but he’s well aquainted with your "girl". Lets say you cried once he met (ate) her.

Anyways, overall hes a loving husband, he tries to cook, always sends you letters when hes away, and always checks on your mental state. Hes very caring and does not play about you!!

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reminder of the fic:

Help, my love interest's mind palace is a whore house!

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Naruto

Rating: M

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Izuna

Additional Tags: Body Swap AU, Crack

@tobirama-week Day 2: A hefty price

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Izuna gets punished blessed for fucking up a mission having done absolutely nothing wrong, ever.

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