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Wow, big day for Rafi. 10,000+ body count for a reason. The clinic's best customer. Legally not allowed to call his hole a hole. Hole implies it still has some kind of shape.

Most likely: Claudio. Maybe not the bottle, it'd likely just fall out of him. A full cabbage, though? Why not? A cute little warm-up to get the evening started.

Most likely: honestly most of the boys. Here's Tank, though. Isn't he cute? I had a cute storyline where he fell in love with his chubby, hairy maid and I absolutely loved it.

Least likely: probably most of the loverboys and especially the homemaker subs. Would they be paid? Absolutely. They're sort of like rescue bichons who can't be in a home with another dog. They want all the attention, all the time, all the cuddles and all the sweetness. Their man.

Most likely: Luca. Oh look, it's Luca being a piece of shit again. He'd hate to get himself in a situation where some guy was forcing him to suck the barrel of a gun like a cock. That'd be awful. Awful...

Most likely: Randy. This post is Randy bait. There is nothing he craves more than feeling like he's one of the younger guys again. Even if he has to humiliate himself to do it. He. Will. Do. Anything.

Most likely: Dozer. Big beautiful chunk of beef with roughly zero shame. Perfectly comfortable in his own skin and wants everyone to look at him. And pet him. And other things.

Most likely: Bruno. Whether his default or his neighborhood trans dad variant he is very much wearing the tiniest, skimpiest clothes to mow the lawn, grill or tidy up around the place. God help anyone who witnesses him at the public pool.