big stinky dilf feet.

Santa clutched his six pack of beer as he left the store, whistling a jaunty tune that seemed at odds with his gargantuan, thickset frame. His belly seemed to lead, wobbling side to side with every heavy footfall. He came to a stop suddenly, leaning over to examine a car that had a particularly nasty dent on the front. He looked around to see if anyone was watching and finding the street clear proceeded to twirl his hand. A frosty swirl of ice blasted from his fingertips, flakes falling around him as the car's chassis repaired within seconds. Straightening up with a look of satisfaction at the good deed, the old man fetched his beer and began to carry on his merry way.

As you might imagine this is probably going to be a no for the majority of the cast. Would Felix roleplay it? Sure, I guess his Dungeons and Dragons OC would do it or he might jerk off over the thought, but him actually doing it? Anxieties, bro. He did almost jerk off with a guy at the park but a noise spooked him and it was straight back to the Toyota Camry.