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"Bring her by the apartment."

"Underwear."

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     It was a quiet night as it usually was as the shadow lazily swung his legs as they dangled over the armrest of his couch. He had Pepper and Salt laying on his stomach, cuddling together as they slept peacefully. He was reading the newest book from The Mortal Instruments and didn't want to be distracted, so he kept all electronics off.

     There was a light knock on his door and if it wasn't for the quiet atmosphere, L.Joe would've missed it. He looked up towards the door before sinking through the couch in order to keep from waking the pups. 'Please don't be covered in blood, please don't be covered in blood; please don't be drunk, please don't be drunk,' he thought as he slooooowly waddled to the door after reappearing from the bathroom. "Oh god, what if they're covered in blood," he mumbled before opening the door.

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08 ; Stuck in an elevator.

13 ; "Let’s start over."

AMETHYST: Tell us a secret

     "What secret is there to tell?" He hummed quietly, a small smirk on his features. "Mine or yours?" He waved his hand, "It's not really a secret but I'll give you one of mine. Because I don't feel like playing cat and mouse with a hunter at the moment. I actually have the ability to change my shape and size in my true form, so technically, I can be taller than all these giants.~"

APPLE: How often do you visit the doctor?

     "I only go to the doctor's if my friend's are in the hospital, so probably... once every six months?"

AXELOTL: What is your main weakness?

     "I wouldn't call it a weakness, but I have an abnormal phobia of bright lights," he sighed, "My eyes are quite sensitive, as is my skin, so I tend to cover up as much as I can without looking too suspicious."

BEES: What could you not live without?

     "The dark,"

BRACKISH: Can you skip rocks?

     "Why skip rocks when you can throw them at people?"

CACTUS: How different are you when you’re drunk?

     "I phase through objects and get stuck in them, not to mention I've been told I'm a whinier brat than normal and I'm affectionate...? And probably horny. And I'm aggressive and angry... "

CHRYSALIS: Describe your best friend

     "Weird. They're all weird.-- All of them. Every. Single. One. Of. Them. Is. Weird."

CORAL: Do you have any pets?

     "You must be new. I do, I have ten dogs, four cats, two snakes, one toad, three birds, three bunnies, a giraffe, a turtle and two tarantulas."

DAISIES: Have you ever been to a funeral?

     "Yeah.... My poor tarantulas were killed....."

DESERT: What’s your favourite drink?

     "Do we really need a repeat of November 23rd, 2013?" He narrowed his eyes at the other, crossing his arms over his chest and jutting out his hip. "You know, when you give that idiot brother of ours a gun and he 'accidentally' shot me in the head because he turned off the safety lock?" He threw his arms up.