#`meme

“i heard if a toaster or radio falls in the bathtub while you’re in it, it’ll kill you. is that true? why would you wanna do that? oh, wait! electric guitar play! yeah, let’s go play!!”

“getting the whole gang together to hang out sounds like fun! we’re gonna need a lot of drum kits though… oh, but i’ve been working on my blast beats! ” 

“you know, a wise woman once told me: work work work work work.” 

“roadhead? is that roadrunner’s brother? is he fun?” 

“well, i mean, wouldn’t you want a dad, too? they’ll buy you stuff and take care of you–having one sounds really nice!”

“i… can’t even think of a way to avoid this one.”

“huh? well, i mean. i do like surprises… but wouldn’t that mean i’d run into stuff? that doesn’t sound like fun.”