thomas jefferson had terf bangs

*whispering under my breath* you better cherish him before he grows up

So it turns out, the fastest way to get over your intense feelings for someone, is to befriend someone who loves them as well. Then proceed to ship them so hard, that while you still think about them, you are no longer plagued by feelings of desperation. Who knew 🤷

another day, another chance to exaggerate my importance in someone else’s life