okay so, im angry about politics. not about any specific political thing

i fucking hate politics and the entire fucking concept behind it. and fuck if i aint pissed.

“Hi my name is Rich Guy™ #439 and i plan to represent you in the Rich Guy™ game in the Rich Guy™ city that can double as a tourist attraction!”

“I as a Rich Guy™ will play this Rich Guy™ game with only my own benefit in mind, but because you vote to keep me as your Rich Guy™ representative i will slap a band-aid over your issues a few times a year.”

“And while i slap useless band-aids on your problems i will work very hard to fix the problems of other Rich Guys™ because helping them is in my benefit and i can earn a profit play acting as a man of the people.”

“But hey, this is how government works and your problems are given small solutions, i dont see why you’re so angry after all at least im not a insert lesser evil here like the other candidate was!”

“Also i will definitely waste your tax dollars sending home letters listing my accomplishments and band-aids i used so i can keep my incumbency advantage.”

The entire idea behind political parties also pisses me off

“Yeah we totally want to fix your problems and we are totally not taking advantage of your votes to put us in a place of power”

“Also how horrible and stupid are the people of the other party am i right!”

- star trek trash

- seriously. Star trek trash

- im gonna fite his mom

- is too far away

- looks good in black lipstick

- doesnt give a fuck about your gender rolls

- is smol like me but also says he’s my older brother friend

The fairy of queerness dropped out of nowhere four separate times

“You’re queer!” The Fae shouted thwacking nicole with the Wand of Queer

“You’re queer too!” The Fae shouted thwacking Red with the Wand of Queer

“You’re also queer!” The Fae shouted thwacking Jay with the Wand of Queer