Right now you are asleep, and you are dreaming about zombies. You are really good at killing zombies, and you always get the drop on the defenseless shamblers. You are in a frenzy, stabbing zombie brains on the floor with your weapon. Your weapon is something absolutely ridiculous. You look at it and see that it is a butter knife. You are currently using it as a dagger. You've killed many zombies with it, and no one has ever noticed.
Suddenly, a girl appears in front of you.
You say "Hey there. Planning to fight zombies?"
"Of course not. I'm here to help you study." She says it in a really creepy way.
"You're here to study... Okay." Suddenly the zombies all have books for heads.
"Don't forget to floss!" She says as she begins to fade away.
You wake up with a start. You realize that the floor of your bedroom is covered in sawdust. Next thing you know, there is ants. Lots of them. All over your body.
You are so scared, you can't move. You have a few minutes before your parents get home. You can hear them talking at the door. Your parents come in the door. They ask you if you washed your ants today. You cry. No, you didn't wash your ants. Why would you do that? Your parents get mad at you and give you a spanking. Now you wish you had not come in from playing outside with the zombies.
Everything fades to black as you begin waking up for real...
You have completed 5% of your study guide!
