#>ask

We'd say we actually really enjoy horror movies! We don't remember the last time we saw one though..

> Dream

Right now you are asleep, and you are dreaming about zombies. You are really good at killing zombies, and you always get the drop on the defenseless shamblers. You are in a frenzy, stabbing zombie brains on the floor with your weapon. Your weapon is something absolutely ridiculous. You look at it and see that it is a butter knife. You are currently using it as a dagger. You've killed many zombies with it, and no one has ever noticed.

Suddenly, a girl appears in front of you.

You say "Hey there. Planning to fight zombies?"

"Of course not. I'm here to help you study." She says it in a really creepy way.

"You're here to study... Okay." Suddenly the zombies all have books for heads.

"Don't forget to floss!" She says as she begins to fade away.

You wake up with a start. You realize that the floor of your bedroom is covered in sawdust. Next thing you know, there is ants. Lots of them. All over your body.

You are so scared, you can't move. You have a few minutes before your parents get home. You can hear them talking at the door. Your parents come in the door. They ask you if you washed your ants today. You cry. No, you didn't wash your ants. Why would you do that? Your parents get mad at you and give you a spanking. Now you wish you had not come in from playing outside with the zombies.

Everything fades to black as you begin waking up for real...

End of Day One!

Saving your progress...

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You have completed 5% of your study guide!

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> Sleep

A large yawn escapes from the depths of your body, as well as a quite satisfying and much-needed stretch. You head to your room and flop onto your bed with a sigh. Bed sweet bed!

It doesn’t take long before you fall into a deep, restful slumber…

Congratulations! You unlocked Dream!

Would you like to Dream?

> Yes

> Skip Dream

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> Make dinner

Begrudgingly, you move from your spot at the table and begin working in the kitchen. You're tired as hell, so you decide to make something easy and quick. A bowl of ramen should do the trick.

After cooking, you realize you probably should have eaten earlier or at least waited to do the dishes, because now you just have dishes in the sink again. -25 cleanliness points.

Oh well. You can do that tomorrow. Right now you are tired.

> Sleep

> Clean

> Study more

Heck don't wanna miss that test thingy

> Study

Good choice! You’ll have time to check your to-do list later.

Congratulations! You have unlocked a new feature: >Check To-Do list

You sit at the kitchen table and open your laptop, clicking through your emails. You still have one unread email, but you’ve already committed to studying. You open the PDF and start reading through the massive collection of Wikipedia articles. You groan remembering how absolutely ridiculous the PDF is in size. Who makes a study guide entirely out of Wiki articles anyway?

But you soldier on through, reading and taking in as much as you can. Unfortunately this isn’t the most exciting read ever, you begin to feel sleepy as your eyes sift through page after page. You’re not sure how long it’s been when you start nodding off, words and lines blurring together. You vaguely process reading something about chairs.

You’re also hungry. When was the last time you ate?

> Sleeeeeeeeeep

> Make dinner