#;memekend

Send “🐙” for a cute thread in which our muses are children fighting over a plush.

If this were any other kid, he’d probably just walk away. A stuffed bunny wasn’t worth this trouble. But no, this kid had to insult his intelligence.

“I can be evil if I want to.” Be really, really thankful that he doesn’t want to. 

who steals french fries off the other’s plate: Both of them, but Akio takes more tbh because Kaito’s too busy defending his fries to take many of Akio’s.

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: Akio, please stop.

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: Are you kidding? They’re in there together. Not for very long, granted, but thy’re there together.

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: Akio gives Kaito advice, all things considered. Kaito does his best to try to get Akio a date (that doesn’t involve a one-night stand), though.

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Both of them, but Kaito’s better at it.

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: KAITO BECAUSE HE’S A DICK AND LIKES BOUNCING ON TOP OF IT.

who starts and who wins the pillow fights: Akio would probably start them, and Kaito would either win, or lose and get all sulky and hide the pillows.

Oh. Hell. No.

[messaging: Lily❤]

send “▶▶️” to get a glimpse at a scene from my muse’s future. 

This is weird, considering Kaito’s timeline, but let’s see what I can do...angst warning, I guess? Also from a canon, non-WC perspective.

ICE || Kuroba Kaito & Koizumi Akako

“Kuroba, it’s been twenty years! You need to stop!” He ignored the red witch’s words, instead pulling his jacket in closer to shield himself from the winter air that didn’t seem to effect Akako quite as harshly. The thirty-six year old magician (he was a magician now, hadn’t been an amateur for going on sixteen years) didn’t even know why he still talked to her, given how many times she had tried to kill-and-or-enslave him over the course of their high school and university days.

cone is the tiniest smol tbh

“Mmn-?” Shinichi had apparently fallen asleep on the couch again, because the next thing he knew, he was being jostled awake by a certain somebody worming her way next to him on the too-small piece of upholstery. With a tiny huff, he moved them so that Lily was on the inside of the couch, instead of the outside. At least that way, he would probably be the one to fall off.