Message: Have you found the cat food? I placed it on the top shelf, just above the fridge. It's in that purple container. Don't forget to feed him at least 2 times a day. And if you're giving him that dry food, add some water. Or else he won't eat it.

To: Brat Subject: Fucking hell woman

Message: Are you wasting your goddamn time on this when you're on a mission? You told me where to find that crap 5 times already! And everything in your house is fucking purple! But I found it. And I've fed that fat fucker.