❛If you're   not going to order   something, then stop      wasting my time and let me leave this godforsaken       diner.❜

❛I'm only doing this for the very small chance that I'll find actual decent company, so if you're going to bore  me just give up now and leave me with my cocktail. Hi, I'm Ariana.❜

     ❛Some guy keeps coming to the diner I waitress at to make gross comments at me. I will destroy that man.❜

     ❛I don't want fuckboys. I want to fuck girls.❜

     ❛So there's going to be a party, and I want you to come with      me.    I want to dance with you and then sneak   away early       because I don't care about any of those people. Just you.❜

     There is a GOD on mortal soil. The harpy is perched       upon a rock, head slightly cocked to the side, wings      and twisted talons fully visible to the non-human eye.      She just watches him, wondering what he's doing.

     ❛Hi. What can I get you? Feel free to take ages to decide because       I'm super bored and that guy over there keeps staring at me. He's       really testing me. I can't commit murder at work.❜