#;alternate

He waved and flicked his tail as the groups of people moved on, having their fun with the charming merman. All except one. A human girl from the looks of it. She would stand and scribble something on...eh, something and occasionally glance back to him. What’s the deal with that? Caesar only rolled his eyes and circled back, floating back down to where he was hiding prior to all the excitement. 

“So is anyone else’s alternate a weak piece of shit?”

“Leave me alone, you little assholes! I’ve had about enough of you!”

“Ah, you tripped there. You don’t want to accidentally fall into a knife or anything, do you?”

“Are you intimidated by our superior version of this fair city? If you’re not, I think you should be.”

Yeah. Something was really off with this dude.

{ ✧ }———”You probably shouldn’t say that—- you’re going to regret it.” Though her words are a tad blunt; she’s smiling wide like a fool — tugging the blond to her by his shirt; pressing a kiss to his upper lip, and then his lower lip before caving in and kissing him entirely. “You’re not supposed to fall for me. I’m terrible at catching.” But she’d catch him if necessary.