“excuse me-- uh, do you know if this city has any like-- request system? i wanna keep myself busy in the mean time and i guess there’s nothing around here to fight sooo..” that probably sounds really weird out of context, ofcourse noone’s gonna know you’re a hero saitama but you’re just the blunt kind’ve guy. “oh-- sorry, uh, i didn’t interrupt you from something, did i?”

“you see-- i lost my puppy, he’s kinda.. like a small yorkshire poodle mix, or better yet a husky, he’s black and has red eyes-- listen please help me ill like take you out to dinner or whatever reward kids want these days. i promise he’s a good boy, he doesn’t bite.”