#!askmeme

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I will generate a number 1-35 to see what my muse will say to yours.

Your number: 29

"There’s a wild animal outside."

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

“Umm... uhh... thinking about Reichanpushingmeagainstawallanddshfkglkgfgdg”

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

“Hmm...  somewhere out in the open where there’s a lot of people... maybe.”

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

“The R18 doujinshi I steal borrow from my sisters... without them knowing.  Please don't tell them.”

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

“Does Rei-chan count?  He teaches me how to math... or tries to, anyway.”

22: One sexual thing you would never do:

“Umm...  hm...”  This one he has to think about for a moment.  “Oh, um, that asphyxiation or whatever some people do during sex.  It sounds too dangerous.  Haven’t famous people died doing that?”

25: Worst possible time to get horny:

“Swim practice.” 

33: What your favorite part of your body:

“My legs.”

37: When was the first time you masturbated:

“Is this asking what age I started?  I was 14.”

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?