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well good thing i said: i hate cargo pants and boot cut jeans, and not: i hate wide leg pants

you all just Assume i have this drum set maybe it’s someone else’s drums why would i have drums huh i don’t even Play drums if anything i am a drum

oh so JUST because SOMEONE tripped over a drum set it means i’m DEAD wow okay maybe someone ELSE tripped over a drum set i don’t even PLAY the drums why would i trip over a drum set i don’t even play

maybe i just like the color green why does green mean i’m dead what is your logic here i’m not dead why would you insinuate such a thing that’s kinda rude

crashing cymbals are heard in the background. someone tripped over the drum set. the ruckus ends and you hear a song — the cha cha slide at x3 speed.

do you believe in ghosts ?  I am what my gf astutely described as ghost agnostic. they might be real, they might not. I am both skeptical and kind of afraid. how about aliens ? proooobablyyy? have they visited earth? uhhhhhhh I am also kind of agnostic on that. do you drive ?   nah I’m too gay. I’m.... trying to get my licence still but I’m very busy and stressed and everything is locked down anyway... if so, have you ever crashed ? nah (thank god) what was the last book you read ? I just... looked at that animal anatomy book from earlier... I reference it frequently. I’m not sure you can call that reading. I can’t remember the last time I finished a book. do you like the smell of gasoline ? uhhhh it’s okay sometimes what was the last movie you saw ?   I don’t really have the patience for movies anymore? the last movie I remember choosing was x-men and I watched it while also doing art what’s the worst injury you’ve ever had ?  kind of a toss up because I’ve never had a REALLY bad injury though there’s one injury that makes me squirm that I won’t share because it might make other people squirm but anyway I tried to put out a match with my fingers once and I didn’t do it right so it went poorly. do you have any obsessions right now ? hecking animal crossing also my ocs and I wanna make a video game about kobolds do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? sort of? it’s like schrodinger's grudge where if someone’s done me really wrong I’ll hold a grudge but if I spend more time with them and they’re chill I will quickly forget it but if I don’t see them again I’ll just hold it forever. I mean also if they continue to be bad I will continue to hold a grudge.