my baby don't like it

ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas

WILL???? IS THAT YOU WILL???? W I L L 

Victor: [mental montage of yuuri pole dancing]

it’s not a direct translation of what Yuuri says in Japanese.

He literally says something more along the lines of “Until I retire, please take care of me” or “Until I retire, I leave myself in your care!”

It hardly has anything to do with coaching. And fun fact: Marriage proposals in Japan aren’t like in the West “Would you marry me?”. They’re more like “Please marry me. Please cook for me every day, please wear this beautiful dress/tuxedo for me. Please take care of me.“

When Victor says that it sounds like a marriage proposal, it’s not just random fan pleasing. It’s a direct, valid response to Yuuri’s words.

Because what Yuuri says is exactly what you would hear in a Japanese marriage proposal.

Add to it the fact that Victor replies with “I wish you’d never retire” and I think we can all understand why Yuuri starts crying here. Victor is essentially accepting his proposal.