the gentleman vampire's evening routine
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the gentleman vampire's evening routine
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they kind of just make me feel crazy in the head
'Cause you know, he's probably not that cool, right? He's just kind of cool relative to you.
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Habits I imagine Kerry having (because I lowkey hc him as having ADHD because of how impulsive he is)
I think he always has to be doing something with his hands. He keeps a beater guitar next to the couch and another next to the bed because he's always fiddling with cords and "remembering them" for later (he doesn't remember shit, and takes offense when V tells him he should write them down).
An extension of that: every time he grabs some fruit to snack on, he thinks about getting an apple, but picks an orange instead. Every. Time. Again, because it gives his hands something to do. V thinks this is very cute, but ends up having to eat all the apples Kerry buys and doesn't touch.
And the main reason Kerry still smokes? You guessed it: it gives his hands something to do. He thinks vaping is for cringe posers. You either smoke the real thing and die (or have your lungs replaced every 10 years, like him) or don't smoke at all.
He'll see something on his news feed or socials and, completely unprompted out of nowhere, go into a rant about it. If V's near him, he'll just start going off. "You know what I fuckin hate, actually?" If V is in another room, Kerry will speak loud enough that he knows V can hear him.
Kerry has a voice he uses when singing along to stuff at home or in the car that isn't his singing voice. V initially thought it was because Kerry's vocal implant was turned off, but actually Kerry just doesn't like going full force unless he's on stage.
Kerry does really enjoy meditation, and takes time out of his day to do it, but he doesn't like to do it alone, so he always has V mediate with him. He doesn't want to be alone with certain trains of thought, so he only meditates when he already feels alright or better. If he's mentally feeling really shitty, he wants to go party or blow something up. V isn't one for meditation, but he will absolutely go with Kerry to shoot some propane tanks at the dump in the badlands.
Honeslty I think Kerry can play, like, every instrument related to rock music. He's almost 90, that's a lot of time to learn your craft, and I think he probably learned bass, drums, synthesizers, and other instruments to help him communicate with his band/collaborators better. He probably does his own instrumentals when he's making demos to take into the studio.
Kerry's morning routine is like 3 minutes tops. I'm pretty sure his eye makeup is some kind of projection (because when you scan him one of his cyberwares is literally "smokey eye") so he really just runs his fingers through his hair, brushes his teeth, downs a coffee and a cig, and heads out. Waking up, on the otherhand, takes an hour. Alarms every 5 minutes, V coming back upstairs to nudge him every once in a while, you know how it is. My man's sleep schedule is ass.

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V: "Whatever you say, beautiful."
what is this, some kind of disco elysium??
gouache harry
this is going straight to fanfiction dialogues folder
Finally got to VP again for a little.
"Come back to me..."

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Things are getting literally steamy in the janitor' closet ❤️🔥 (so sorry waterboy!)
I haven't even played the game and yet these two have me on a chokehold asdksldjekd 💕💕
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something very beautiful about anton being a perpetual people pleaser who needs everyone to love him but is completely unwilling to be legitimately close to anyone bc that would mean he’d actually be vulnerable and paul baker who is so easy going no one even assumes he has any needs but he does and the two of them just bump up together bc they enjoy each other and then begin to actually see each other in ways no one else does without even trying like WHAT A BASIS FOR A LOVE STORY
🌈Celebrating Pride Month with some of my unhinged gay headcanons for Kerry
Says he's vers, but is actually a power bottom with a thing for service tops.
Hates threesomes because he wants to be center of attention.
Gives expert level head because getting his chrome voicebox got rid of his gag reflex.
Gets a back, sack & crack wax every week without fail.
Claims to hate c20th musicals, but knows all the words to Meet Me in St Louis because you've heard him sing it in the shower.
Secretly glad Johnny wasn't into dudes because he didn't want that kind of competition when it came to divvying up the Samurai groupies.
Wears a thong because he thinks his ass looks flat in boxers.
Loves drag, wishes he'd been brave enough to try it before he was famous, thinks the media would call him a joke if he did it now.
Thinks gym bro gays are posers, does not see the irony of a billionaire rockerboy saying this.
Hates being called "Daddy" but loves being referred to as a "silver fox."
Got mistaken for a soft butch drag king at a gay bar once and never went back.
Wishes he was more of a Springsteen than a Jagger.
Thinks rigid gender roles are a corpo psyop.
Doesn't believe in twink death.