nothing to lose

I really want come back to London!

Hey, hey don’t cry. We’ll try to get you back home okay?

“Sorry. Just that, er.. You have a little something...”

“All I want to know is how the fuck I got to the crazy island. Simple question really.”

“I’d tell you if I know, really. But I don’t, so..”

Whichever of my friends figured out how to apparate me here as some form of a joke is not only a tosser but also completely dead to me.

Okay, I get the whole my friend’s are going to be so dead thing. But uh, what’s apparate exactly?

“We can try finding a way out, I mean that’s really the logical option right?”

“Don’t we all? We should really find someone who can make us one, ASAP.”