PROMPTS FROM CRITICAL ROLE: THE MIGHTY NEIN
* assorted dialogue from the campaign, adjust as necessary
yeah. the world does need an asshole.
i don't normally speak with the dead on a first date, but we'll think about it.
are you secretly in love with me?
it's a chair. it's a standard chair.
i'm really really nice, but i don't always make the best decisions.
sleep well with your bad decisions.
that sounds like someone whose ass i would like to kick.
it's entirely off-putting how disarmingly charming you are. i genuinely do not know how to react. take that as a compliment.
is that a natural thing for you guys to just attack each other in moments of stress?
fucking seaweed wraps are the shit!
well, my social anxiety is getting the best of me. i'm taking a walk. goodbye.
i've never traveled with a bunch of people i thought would die in front of me.
tell you what. i start sweating real hard, i'll let you know, okay?
the rule is that evil dies.
you need me more than i need you.
eventually, someday somebody will pray for a miracle, pray for something to save them to whatever gods are nearby, and that prayer will be answered because you'll show up.
you were not born with venom in your veins.
i'm asking you to open your heart to chaos.
nothing happens for a reason. it's absolute fucking chaos.
we have to keep them from being... dead.
have you ever had a blueberry cupcake?
i think we have a job to finish.
i pick and choose my apologies.
it's better to have someone's word broken than to have no word at all.
i would rather you put your faith in me for something more important than my curiosity.
man, you make vulnerability look so easy.
there's a dick hidden somewhere in there.
you pick and choose your fights. me? best not to give in to a man i can crush with one hand.
it's still you though, right?
you don't get to talk anymore.
it's a regular fucking turtle.
i'm trying to be nice. this is as painful for me as it is for you. just give me five seconds.
i mean, i don't want to impose, but i'm bleeding profusely.
i did my best every town i went to and every town i left, no matter how they treated me, and a lot of them treated me with deep disrespect. i left every town better than i found it.
i'm always ready to make a damn fool of myself.
