apple ii isnt real she cant hurt you

tldr; need commissions for new glasses as i can barely see without them

[ID: Suitcase and Knife from Inanimate Insanity, post-season 2. Knife is leaning halfway out of a painting, face-to-face with Suitcase, who is looking at him with nothing but affection. end ID]

you'll say "i think children shouldn't be forced to eat food they hate" and here comes someone who feeds their kids plain rice and boiled chicken (while eating a nicely seasoned stirfry) claiming that it's okay actually and kids shouldn't be allowed to taste things

[ID: A set of four screenshots from Inanimate Insanity, each centering around Test Tube.

The top two are from Season 2's Hatching the Plan.

On the left image, Test Tube's fury shows with her hands unfurling into a claw hand pose and her showing sharp teeth. Behind her are Mic and Fan; Fan is laying on the ground burnt and unconscious, while Mic seems upset by Test Tube's accusation. The captions for Test Tube's dialogue read: "when she obliterated me!!!"

On the right image, Test Tube's back faces the camera as she looks at Baseball, who appears guilty. The captions for Baseball's dialogue read: "You're a threat to my game."

The bottom two images are from two different episodes of Season 3, meant to parallel to the two images above them.

The left image is from Blue Buried, in which Test Tube holds her arms up to her face in panic as she holds a magnifying glass. The captions for her dialogue read: "[Gasp!] The name of his attacker! So it could only be CABBY!"

The right image is from Best Served Cold, in which Test Tube is holding the file on herself while yelling at Cabby. The captions for Test Tube's dialogue read: "Sure, right now I'm a convenient ally but tomorrow I might not be so convenient and I'll be next! Right?!"

End ID.]

🩵Paintbrush + their blue wife💙

Alice Guy has such an extensive filmography starting in 1896 that it is genuinely overwhelming. Including the first film with an all african amercian cast in registered history.

This is an impressive list of film noirs you can watch for free

TubiTV is my favorite streaming site, it has a spectacular list of older films, and you don't need to even create an account to watch them

Also the amount of great older movies available on youtube always impresses me. Every time I can't find an obscure movie on torrent, it is usually just there on youtube. Mosfilm has been remastering their most classic releases and uploading them there.

Anyway, be curious! Search "films about <thing you like>" on your searching engine of choice. Chances are someone made a movie about it no matter how weird and crazy it might seem!

[ID: Humanized drawings of several Inanimate Insanity characters. Image 1: Tapey and Jack. Tapey has a sort of colorful techwear outfit with some light 80s aesthetic inspiration, and Jack is dressed like a casino card dealer. Image 2: few different Suitcase designs. For early season 2, she's dressed in a cute light academia styled outfit, with suspenders, a skirt, and an oversized sweater. Late season 2 has the same outfit, but slightly dishevelled. Her season 4 outfit is business casual, with a shortsleeved blazer and matching skirt, loosely resembling a flight attendant. She also has prosthetic hands. Image 3: Cabby and OJ. They're both dressed professionally, with matching blazers to Suitcase's in their own colors. They both also have some jewelry that matches their aesthetics. Image 4: Teddy and Spikey. Teddy's outfit is both storybook and punk, with some direct inspiration from Corduroy. Spikey has an invisible body and floating limbs; everything he's wearing is grey and red and very very spikey. end ID]