I love using they/them for fake boys.
You see their face shift and you watch as they try to figure out what part of them is giving off androgynous vibes.
And then you keep doing it, watching their confidence slowly drain until finally they speak up-
“I use he/him.”
And they always look so embarrassed and cute. They hate that no one recognizes them- but at least it isn’t she/her, right?
But after that, I get to pull my favourite line-
“Oh sorry, I just use they them if I don’t know someone’s gender.” And you can watch the light leave their eyes as their stomach drops and they realize just how feminine they really are
I wish I could call you something stronger then a filthy nigger
hey man, have you considered maybe killing yourself? i really think everyone would love you for it, and love is something you clearly lack















