Being a mother is both the best thing that has ever happened to me and will become the bane of my existence.
You all need to take better care of yourselves before I break out in hives.
CONSIDER.
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nuh uh.
Consider...yes? Please?
I will walk into the cruel jaws of sleep deprivation and self-destruction in a stern march of my own volition. Thank you very much
See, I'm not letting you do that. So no, don't thank me, and go to sleep, Timothy.
Nuh uh, I've got a W.E meeting to go to tomorrow if I sleep now I'll sleep through it anyways
















