Tess- Tickle (They/Them/Theirs)

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not

Mel Tops Both of Them

“which self-help book would you rec—” girl read yaoi fanfiction on ao3 instead

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

Your honour...someone's stolen my recycling wheely bin. My big council issued recycling wheely bin has just...gone missing...the fuck am I meant to do

A bin has shown up on the end of my drive. It is not my bin. It's got no number on it, is cracked and covered in muck. I don't know who's bin this is Do I just...take the bin and hope for the best or what

SOMEONE JUST CAME UP THE DRIVE AND TOOK THE BIN OMG WHAT'S GOING ON TODAY WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED MY A BLOODY WHEELY BIN OMG

There is another bin now. It is still not my bin but it's not the busted ass bin either. It's a third bloody bin. That someone brought up to where my other bins are. I am confused. Whose bin is this one? Is this one gonna vanish too? Where has my bin gone? Will the bin collectors see it's got a number on it and go "this bin shouldn't be here" and bring it back, thus leaving my with 2 bins? Why are we having shenanigans with bins?

Today is a day where I need to sink my teeth into Ryland Grace hmm

Every day is that day 😍

People draw male characters fat/chubby all the time and are considered as hot, but God forbid someone draws a woman chubbier, cause suddenly it's bad and a caricature and a fetish and fat phobic

You get it 🙏

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

Not attracted to that character i just want him to experience being scared for his life and panicking

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem