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I will NOT BE CAWING TO SATISFY YOUR CURIOSITY!!!

*all that's coming out of his mouth are crow noises.*

Like imagine for some reason Crowley starts being around Yuu more. Starts acting differently. Better!, but still different.

He's paying attention to them more, giving them nicknames, and other things. I mean—at least He's paying attention to them! Despite not getting them home.. ah well! Baby steps!

And then next thing you know, ramshackle's either up in flames or broken down fully! But nobody could have caused this, it was just misfortune and bad luck. :( totally, yeah...

So Crowley steps in to help! Because he's just so benevolent and kind for seeing the errors in his ways of hurting the helpless magic-less human and nothing else!

This is pure crack, I swear

I imagine Crowley would be the kind of guy that would run a super early morning or afternoon-evening radio show for his students.

I think he found a lot of joy doing it, but then phones came out and he couldn't enjoy his old time radio shows he gave to his darling scholars that are under his wing.

That is until Yuu came along.

When Yuu was cleaning up Ramshackle, they found the radio so until holiday break that was what they listened to.

And Crowley happily did his radio shows, even if it was for one student he knew of

So when Yuu needed a phone, Crowley accepted no longer having the prefect as his little listener, but then during book 5(I think Ramshackle has faulty Internet days), all of team NRC was listening to Crowley's radio.

Crowley became a very happy bird.

And then there's Lilia

Angsty time

He can't help but hear Revane's voice, so he listens to it out of familiarity.

He knows the radio Crowley runs his shows on is old, so he just assumes it's skewing the headmage's voice.

Who knows.

Malleus listened to the radio once and he caught it when Crowley was rambling about the amount of students cheating, just complaining. So he stopped until Yuu talked about it.

Because of Yuu simply enjoying the Crowley taking, most of the Broskis start to as well.

Riddle listens when there is random lessons thrown in, even if he already knows it. Trey caught onto old recipes Crowley would talk about for a few decades ago students made and ramble about. Cater made a complimation of Crowley's random noises and totally not a sleeping ASMR of Crowley occasionally snoring on a separate account that got way too many views. Ace only listened to it because of Yuu, a long with Deuce. One day, they both woke up to Riddle blasting Crowley badly singing how he interpreted Never Gonna Give You up from Yuu. It was delightful.

Leona uses it as noise to fall asleep, but caught himself paying attention when Crowley was randomly talking about old scrolls that should have been myth. Ruggie had technically already been a listener if he had forgotten to pay his phone bill(Random Hc, I know, I'm l i t t e r i n g). He also listens to see what deals there were at Sam's for the day. Jack listens to the section about weather on his runs. Crowley does weather via doing different voices for if it were cloudy or sunny.

Azul was staying up late one night to sort his money and Crowley happened to be humming. Jade repeats Crowley's 5-min talking about mushrooms segment like a mad man. Floyd either listens to clips all day, ignores it's existence, or Floyd.

Jamil has tried to get Crowley to do more late night lessons for Kalim since it worked for a week, but Crowley needed nigh-nigh time for his hidden face. Yes, I firmly believe Crowley uses two different skin care routines. Will I explain further? Nahhh

I feel like at some point, Vil wondered what of any Crowley's care routines were, so when Yuu told him what times Crowley mentioned it, Vil listened to it on his run. Rook already listens to it all the time, wdym? Epel listened to it cuz Ruggie and Leona was, especially for Crowley being a happy bird when NRC won and being a grumpy feather butt if NRC lost.

Idia, being bribed by Yuu via the petting of Grim, was who set up Crowley's radio to be available on the Internet. He had trouble sleeping one night and listened to an old recording of Crowley singing to sleep. Ortho tries to condition Idia's brain to fall asleep to Crowley's humming, which backfires in meetings.

Other than what had been previously said about Malleus and Lilia, Silver plays it cuz Lilia plays it, not knowing why his father does, but he. Sebek listens to it cuz Malleus and Riddle both do, so it must be worthy to listen to!

Crowley runs a short segment on animal news for Crewel and Trein. Crewels new puppy learned to sit or Lucius (Yes, Lucius counts as faculty/NRC, so he's bold-) awoken a sleeping student. Every 2-3 hours, Crowley mentions deals at Sam's Shop.

Grim is the only one allowed to call Crowley during the radio cast. ...Why not- The Ghosts do pranks though.

I also wanna think that Fellow learned a bit from the radio shows as a kid. Rollo doesn't care for it(Unless Yuu begs). Skully haunts the radios.

𝆹𝅥 Platonic drabble

𝆹𝅥 Dire Crowley, Divus Crewel, Mozus Trein, Ashton Vargas (TWISTED WONDERLAND)

𝆹𝅥 Implayed that reader is Yuu/MC

𝆹𝅥 accidentally calling them dad, maybe a bit ooc

Dire Crowley

He is just as shocked as you are for your own words and he tries to just brush it off as you do, awkwardly trying to leave as soon as posible just to be found with the mix of his own feelings, at the start he is a somewhat offended and troubled because is weird, nothing like this have ever happened to him neither did he thought about something like that, but right after the surprise it comes the flattered pride because in his mind you have accidently called him dad because you see him worthy of that title, you are pretty much all alone and (acording to him) Crowley has been the one who has been looking after you and taking care of you, you trust him just as much as you would trust your own father, wich will only lead him to be perstering you for a while hoping you would call him that again

Divus Crewel

He can't help but chuckle a little as he repeat your words amused, looking at you to see your reaction, but, in all honestly he find it endearing rather than amusing, to think that one of his little pups would find his presence and company so comforting to even accidentally call him 'dad' is just kind of adorable (specially taking in condideration the conditions you are currently living on), but this is something Crewel will keep to himself, he won't really talk about it again and even reasure you if you are embarrased, you have nothing to worry about because he doesn't take offence on it, although it is undeniable that it is something that leaded him to look after you a bit more in a indirect way, after all he doesn't want to show favoritism but you definetly are reciving more headpats when you are being a good pup

Mozus Trein

Just as the words leave your mouth he looks at you with a raised eyebrow, it is an underestandable mistake and he won't really make a big deal out of it, he just doesn't want you to get too comfortable and lack off in your classes. Still, even if he didn't said anything about it in the moment it is something that got stuck in his mind and later on, when he finds himself having some free time his mind, the memory of it would finds its way back to him, suddently starting to realice that this may be heavier than he thought, after all your parents aren't even in this world, he can't think how your parents may feeling about their child suddently missing or you for being in a completely foreing place, Trein ended up even thinking about how he would feel about his beloved daughters going throught that, just ended up making up his mind to pay a visit to Headmage Crowley just to make sure you are being properly taking care of

Ashton Vargas

The always loud and cheerful professor Vargas not only doesn't take offense on your accidental mistake but he also take it in the best way posible, normally the parents are who provides and protect theit family out of love and care and thats exactly that went throught his mind when he heard your words, still he reasures you it is okay if you feel embarrased for calling him 'dad' and he goes as far as telling you that you should not forget that even if he isn't your father he is still your teacher so if you ever have troubles or need help he will be there for you, even if you weren't in this complicated situation of literaly being in another world he would still care for you since you are his student (he may not be the best help in much cases but he still tries his best)

I actually can't stop drawing him and he's the only thing I can think about for the last week...

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BEHOLD THE LATEST TWST MERCH… a toy truck?????? They made merch of the isekai truck?!?!?!!!!/j 💀

I really laughed at the tag that @prince-kallisto added to their reblog: "Crowley upgraded his isekai methods" 😭

So, I don’t know if I’ve talked about this before but Yuri and Crowley have a father-daughter type of relationship.

Because Crowley is the first person Yuri meets when she arrived at Twst (aside from Grim), also the fact that her father was never around her for much time, she becomes very attached to Crowley.

She liked having to do stuff for him because he actually speak to her, because she never got to run errands for her dad.

Then later on when her gender is fully revealed to the school, he starts buying her and dressing her up in the pink frilly dresses she’s always wanted.

He showers her with affection and jewelry and pink stuff. While he may get a bad rep around the school for his “neglectful parenting” he does care for his little bird and wants the best for her.

This totally isn’t bc I have daddy issues and Yuri is my Yuu, idk what yall are talking about

“My little birdy! Your papa is back from his vacation, and I’ve brought you a gift!” Crowley chirped from the door way of Ramshackle. Grim covered his ears.

“It’s too early for your screaming!” He whined, Yuri just laughed and got up to great him.

“Welcome home! How was the vacation?” She asked, hugging him, he returned the hug.

“It was lovely! I do wish you would have come with me, I want to show you all of Twisted Wonderland!”

“I would but someone has to stay and make sure Grim won’t burn down the dorm.”

“AY! I DON’T NEED TO WATCHED LIKE A KID!” Grim yells, climbing onto Yuri’s shoulders.

“Anyway, I brought you a new gown!” He pulled a long pink dress from his bag, it was a connected to a white collared button up, with the pink dress part reaching down to the knees.

“Oh! It’s beautiful!” Yuri stated in awe, holding the dress.

“Only the best for my little birdy!” He smiled “Now go try it on!”

Yuri placed Grim down and rushed to her room to put the dress on, and to think that a few years ago she would’ve never even been able to go near a dress like this, and here she was, slipping it on and twirling. Now she had extensions until her hair could fully grow back, she wore makeup and heels and dresses with all the frills she could ever want and more, all thanks to her new papa.

I hope you needed this information.

Oh, and that moment is looked like Crowley picked up Grim with both hands like this vvv