Syrup fingers

3yo told me she has a boyfriend at school who is the sparkle in her eyes. Later, she tried to tell her grandma about him, but had to run over and ask me for her boyfriends name. This totally real relationship is definitely going to last.

3yo came over the other day. Our cat hid from her. "It's ok kitty. Me not monster. Me little girl."

Reading a Dora the explorer book. Dora takes her friend boots to the ocean to learn how to swim from a mermaid. Mermaid's first lesson: hold Boots' head underwater.

3yo old brought me a drawing and asked how I liked it. It was on black construction paper. In black marker.

First thing 3 year old does: jump off a counter on to my feet.

Take care of turtle while I'm gone! He's my best friend!

5yo ran up to me yesterday "Grandma says your bearsharks are on the floor—the puppy might eat them!" "What?" "BEARSHARKS!! HE'S GOING TO EAT THE BEARSHARKS!!!" My Birkenstocks were on the floor.

They have bitten their pancakes into millennium Falcons and they’re having battles and racing through giant tunnels

Weird way to start a conversation: "Horses are naked all the time, right?"

I made her a PB and honey AFTER SHE ASKED FOR IT She refused to eat it and sobbed Gave her something else and put her to bed Woke up 5 min later asking for a PB and honey

Do you know what a bank is? 5yo: "yeah...it's where grandpa gets candy"

Kids fighting with foam pirate swords. 5yo comes out crying that 3 yo hit her really hard. I go to talk to 3yo. Sister was really hurt, you know what you need to do. 3yo *picks up lightsaber "cut your hand off?"

3yo just pooped for the first time in 5 days

4yo niece: "dressed for the day! Including mustache!!"

The 2yo has good taste. She once called me "young Han, spiked hair"

I let them play jump on their aunt for an hour because I didn't have to move.

"YES" "NO" "YES" "NO" "YES" ...repeat for two hours as they argue over whether Han Solo loves Leia