Beefy 5-Layer Mosquito

I think that if you asked Shaggy what his gender was he'd say "you're, like, livin' in a prison of your own creation, man" and then eat a huge sandwich in one bite

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store