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sad beautiful tragic should be illegal

Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grownups so that grownups can go out and behave like teenagers.

I’m fucking dead

like my tumblr 

It’s the end of August and we’re literally still trying to pick ourselves from the floor, huh

atleast you’re trying.

Technically most flat earthers think the earth is round, they just don’t think it’s spherical.

fair enough fair enough

word of warning you WILL be blasted.

It’d be cool if you could pull up a counter that shows you how many times you’ve said each word you’ve said in your life.

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

microdosing on self-control by not writing a paragraph of response to every stupid hot take i read on this site

sometimes people will disagree with u but that’s ok bc u can just kill them

Makes a typo, goes to edit it, but someoe already reblogged it so the damage to my reputation is permanent and unavoidable.

when lorde said “blow all my friendships to sit in hell with you” and when hozier said “i’d suffer hell if you’d tell me what you’d do to me tonight” and when taylor swift said “canceled my plans just in case you’d call”

i’d like to make it clear that being well-read and having dumb bitch energy aren’t mutually exclusive. can i give you an in-depth analysis of an academic article? yeah. am i still a dumb bitch? yeah and proud