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*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made

One of my fav movies

Japanese Sumo robots

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

I’m going to fucking lose my mind this is peak political cartoon art

“‘Thirsty,’ another quipped,” is the most powerful phrase i’ve ever read

parks and rec had the best minor characters

This was Jake Peralta before he became a cop

i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule