the butler;;

leaning their foreheads together, completely out of breath after a long kiss

waking up together after their first time

falling asleep on the couch

staring at each other from across the room like the lovestruck idiots they are

meeting again after being separated for a year

being incredibly, incredibly, absolutely, blissfully happy

meme.

"You don't look so hot."

"Let me help you up."

"You're not going looking like that!"

"Okay...hospital. Now."

"Back to bed."

"I'm dizzy."

"I think I broke my wrist."

"Here. Rinse your mouth."

"Are you sure you're okay? No. No, you're not. Get back in the house."

"Maybe you should get going."

"What the hell happened to you?!"

"I can't breathe."

"Holy shit, you're turning blue!"

"You need to lie down."

"I need to lie down."

"Hey. Can you hear me? You had a seizure."

"If you get me sick, I swear to God--"

"Hey--Look at me!"

"Tell me where it hurts."

"Why are you so scared of the doctor?"

"I need some help over here!"

"Ow!!"

"Do you need some water?"

"Is that blood?!"

"Are you choking?"

"Can you hear me?"

"What...what happened?"

"I burned myself pretty bad.."

"You burned yourself pretty bad.."

"We need to go to the hospital. Now."

"You feel warm."

"104 fever?!"

"Frog in your throat?"

"Are you alright? You look pale."

"Hey--you passed out."

"Stop it. You're limping."

"Where's your inhaler?"

"Do you know where my inhaler is?"

"Your arm is not supposed to bend like that."

"How long have you had that cough?"

"Let me get you a trash can."

"Do you have any pepto bismol?"

"How long have you been throwing up?"

"I can't stop throwing up."

"What did you do to yourself?"