( momma's boy. )

      ❝ I dunno what you’re talking about — I was just coughing. ❞

      ❝ Of course you were. But I think I detected some e n v y in your coughing. ❞

"But I don’t want them to stay. I want them to moan, I want them to cum, and then I want them to leave. The end."

      "From what I hear, there are times you can't even get them to have sex with you in the first place, but suit yourself. Just know you miss all kinds of great sex by staying out of love."

"Honestly, Eros, I do not have time for any games."

"Aww, come onnn. Just because you're queen of the underworld doesn't mean you can't have fun."

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"Seriously? I am literally the god of sexual intercourse.”

        "Sex might them come, but l o v e makes them stay. Which is more than you can do, Pan."

"Yeah yeah, Psyche, blah blah blah. Whatever. Not my goal in coming to you today. I need you to make me love someone. She’s beautiful and sweet, she loves me deeply and I need you to make me go against my nature. She deserves to have me love her back."

      "Just when I had thought I had heard everything. Have you finally tricked one of those nymphs into falling in love with you?" he teased. Eros might have been a bit smug about the fact that some of Pan's conquests through the years would run away from his advances.

"You think I’m prettier than him? Do you envy my bedmates, Eros?”

     Again, he laughed. "Now, now, behave." Although, the mischievous god was certainly one to talk. "Maybe there was a time when I did, but I only have eyes for Psyche now. Though, that doesn't mean I can't say it how it is."