Things Said While Playing Scary Games pt 2
“SHH! Be quiet, they’re attracted to bullshit.” “The true monster is within us all.” “What do I do with this?” “Do I shove it up my butt?” “I’ll throw a rock in your goddamn face, don’t even test me.” “This monster isn’t scary, it doesn’t even have a lower jaw.” “Look into my cold, dead eyes and tell me I’m not serious.” “*pterodactyl screech*” “I’m just going to stay here in the closet forever.” “I can totally fit through there if I lather myself in oil.” “I’m not your daddy!” “I’m not your weird uncle!” “Eww, humans.” “What am I looking at right now?” “WwwoooOOOOoooOOOOooo spooky.” “I’ve walked so far, I must have calves of steel.” “Nice bed head, dork.” “Shhh shhh, go to sleep.” “I’m a redhead, of course I’m sexy.” “I’m a ladder champion. I see a ladder and I conquer it.” “YOU’VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME.” “What’s up dead people?” “My mom believes in me.” “I will fuck this tree.” “Your butt looks magnificent today, just sayin’.” “Can you stop with the grossness? ‘K, thanks.” “Am I good or am I good?” “I’m the worst.” “Look at me, I’m fucking adorable.” “I want [character’s name] to read a phonebook to me.”
