yeehaw

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

I'm giving it all she's got boss

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

ship dynamic idea what if theres was a woman,.. . and. annother. woman........... together....r....

The thing i most love about them playing Vampyre The Masquerade instead of dnd is that I don't know what the fuck anyone is talking about. Yall are making posts like "There's a Cleep in the mines and Beth is obviously a Tumbledrier and the Flimpy faction will probably oppose them" like whatever you say princess I liked when the bat ate the missile

this vibe between Darkness Man and Bat Child is so funny, she’s like “I’m sorry Darkness Man, for I have strayed from the path of justice in pursuit of my selfish ambition for zoology and education” and he’s just like “yessss girl! Get your degree!” Peace and love on planet vampire superheroes