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CAN YOU IMAGINE. THE SHEER TERROR OF IF BOOMBALL WAS CANON.

You vote for a map and suddenly your gear has been snatched from you, your body changed and morphed into BOOMBOX. Your gear is a BOOMBOX. You HAVE to be Boombox now.

THE HORROR OF BEING BOOMBOX HIMSELF. WONDERING, “AM I REALLY MYSELF ANYMORE, WHEN THERE’S SO MANY CLONES OF ME?”

THROWING AROUND A GIANT FUCKING BALL. AND THE BALL IS BOOMBOX TOO. THE BALL IS SCREAMING IN PAIN BUT ALL THE BANGERS YOU’RE PLAYING DROWN IT OUT

Imagine going into your office job only to find every single person, including you, have been transformed into your semi-annoying coworker Jeff. THAT’S HORRIFYING???

moonsandloons

I think the horror of a character like Sword, if he isn’t mortal, would be not knowing he won’t die.

Like, there’s every chance that Sword is mortal. But. Suspend your disbelief. Imagine he won’t die of old age. And he DOESN’T KNOW.

Medkit’s getting old. Sword just turned 30. He still feels so young. Isn’t aging supposed to start taking an effect by now?

He turns 50, and his horns don’t go gray. Rocket’s horns are gray. Medkit is deteriorating quicker than ever. Sword still looks like a teen.

Medkit is gone. Rocket is going. Sword still feels young and spry.

At first he thinks he just got “lucky” (though having to watch his loved ones go makes him feel more unlucky than anything). He’s won the aging lottery! No gray horns? Silver lining, right?

But the other phighters grow old and die too. Soon he’s all that’s left. It’s becoming apparent that something unnatural is happening. Another generation comes and grows and goes and Sword is still sprightly and colorful. Why won’t he die yet? Why is this happening?

Venomshank finally takes pity on him, having realized much earlier what’s going on. Sits Sword down, tells him something must’ve happened. He must be special. He must be immortal too, by some glitch of nature. Sword doesn’t really know what to say.

He kind of tries not to believe it. He’ll die any day now, right?

But it keeps going. It keeps going and he doesn’t know what to do. He can’t handle this.

Why didn’t he die yet?

crabussy

if I had even slightly less self control I would reblog the "tumblr is a nightmare for people with ocd" post 500 times a day but I think we all know this already. hoooooooooooooooooly shit

#“Tiktok is worse than tumblr!”#NOT FOR ME #NOTTT FOR MEEE #all of you are equally faulty in your own wicked ways #Important

crabussy

if I had even slightly less self control I would reblog the "tumblr is a nightmare for people with ocd" post 500 times a day but I think we all know this already. hoooooooooooooooooly shit

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crabussy

if I had even slightly less self control I would reblog the "tumblr is a nightmare for people with ocd" post 500 times a day but I think we all know this already. hoooooooooooooooooly shit

crabussy

if I had even slightly less self control I would reblog the "tumblr is a nightmare for people with ocd" post 500 times a day but I think we all know this already. hoooooooooooooooooly shit

crabussy

if I had even slightly less self control I would reblog the "tumblr is a nightmare for people with ocd" post 500 times a day but I think we all know this already. hoooooooooooooooooly shit

crabussy

if I had even slightly less self control I would reblog the "tumblr is a nightmare for people with ocd" post 500 times a day but I think we all know this already. hoooooooooooooooooly shit

puppy95

*looks out my window and sees the moon* hi baby

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wormnextdoor

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

#ROOOHHEHEHAHAHAHAHHAHEHEHEE #HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEE #POST THAT DESCRIBES EVERYTHING #Im not aroace. But qp relationships r so special 2 meeee #I would be in one! Forever! If i could!

wormnextdoor

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

wormnextdoor

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

yennninchamporado

Sword with chiikawa and rocket with momonga

U uwa wa uwa

Should've made rocket a shark huhu

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i found a secret lala treasure chest

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