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A gay sword for my sword wives

#phoenix #lizzie #sword wives #teotwawki

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Phoenix’s eyes burned like fire - which was only appropriate, he thought-, but Jared didn’t look away. She smirked, not many boys held up her gaze like that. “Okay, I guess I can help you guys. Follow me” she said, “And... Jared, was it? Watch your head”.

- The End Of The World As We Know It

This is like their first interaction and you can already see there’s a pull between them omfg I ship this so much

lizzie-is-baby

Conrade, I see what you mean. But, i'm pretty sure she's a lesbian.

whats-gender

No???? First that’s never stated in the book, and second Phoenix is clearly bisexual????

You have so many moments when she flirts with Jared, plus her hair having two colors is like obviously symbolic of her bisexuality

lizzie-is-baby

She seems coded as Lesbain to me, but I can see her being bi and dating Lizzie or Jared( hopefully Lizzie in a later book). But, lets not forget that Phoenix has two hands 😉

sword-wives

Phoenix has two hands but she’s using both to carry Lizzie

#phoenix crescent #sword wives #teotwawki #lizzie lawrence

te-art-wawki

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Evil

#trevor bernard #teotwawki

te-art-wawki

Our girl

Our baby

sword-wives

Baby girl baby

#i love lizzie so much #lizzie lawrence #teotwawki

te-art-wawki

Quick doodle of Lizzie

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I love my jewish wlw girl

#lizzie lawrence #teotwawki #i love lizzie so much #she’s my fave

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We need more Jared appreciation cause he’s my baby and also he’s Phoenix and Lizzie’s designated himbo

#jared #teotwawki #himbo #lizzie lawrence #phoenix crescent #my post

squad-of-todd

Ok, I know Todd is straight as they come in the book but that’s never stopped me before so,,,

I think Todd and Trevor should totally date! They cause so much trouble together, and just have a great dynamic in general! They tease each other so much and it’s sooo cute! I mean, Trevor calls him “tood” and they’re just like,,,such good friends? Even if Todd isn’t that important I love the idea that the asshole character would love him??

trev0rber-nerd

yeah!!! my thoughts exactly!! (even tho i ship basically all trevor ships)

squad-of-todd

It’s right up there with SwordWives!

trev0rber-nerd

I’m really excited for more of their interactions in the next book!!!

squad-of-todd

YES!! ❤️❤️ I love their dynamic so much and I need moreee!!!

lizzie-is-baby

Never compare something as beautiful of Sword Wives to that trash

jasontoddiefor

“Look,” Jared said. “I get not feeling comfortable in your...” He moved his hands up and down alongside his body. “But we really need to get going.”

- The End Of The World As We Know It

Listen, listen, I know this is not about being trans but doing sports but also I’m saying we should totally use this scene as an excuse to make Jared trans in this essay-

sword-wives

Yes???????

#jared #jared valdez #trans! jared #teotwawki

squad-of-todd

Ok, I know Todd is straight as they come in the book but that’s never stopped me before so,,,

I think Todd and Trevor should totally date! They cause so much trouble together, and just have a great dynamic in general! They tease each other so much and it’s sooo cute! I mean, Trevor calls him “tood” and they’re just like,,,such good friends? Even if Todd isn’t that important I love the idea that the asshole character would love him??

sword-wives

How would ToddxTrevoe even work if Todd’s entirely personality is being straight

#todd #teotwawki #trevor #trevor/todd

phoenixcrescent

hhh i mean if my url didn’t say enough?? i just love phoenix?? sword lesbian!!!!!

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Sword lesbian!!!!!

#phoenix crescent #teotwawki #faa #fire and air #the end of the world as we know it

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sword-wives

This screams Phoenix and Lizzie omfg

#phoenix crescent #lizzie lawrence #sword wives #teotwawki

squad-of-todd

Todd is quite possibly the most generic and infuriating boi ever

blousemouse

He’s literally the worst lol why is he even there

squad-of-todd

I don’t even know? What were the authors thinking?

blousemouse

Idk maybe in book 2 he’ll have some actual characterization but he was just kinda disappointing in this one.

squad-of-todd

Yeah, hopefully. Otherwise it’s just a waste of a character

sword-wives

Can everybody like stop hating on Todd so much? He didn’t do anything bad, okay maybe he’s a little bland but he’s like kind and nice, you know? He went to another planet to just to impress some girl ffs

I think he and Lizzie would be like good friends, I hope they get a chance to do that on book 2

#lizzie lawrence #todd #teotwawki #like its straight but its kinda adorable

Can we talk about when Phoenix carried Lizzie in her arms because that was PEAK wlw

#wlw #phoenix crescent #lizzie lawrence #sword wives #my post #teotwawki

I’m so glad we have some good lesbian rep in teotwawki Phoenix is such a badass

#phoenix crescent #phoenix #teotwawki #lizzie lawrence #sword wives #my post

squad-of-todd

What was even Todd’s purpose in book 1? He didn’t even really do anything besides just being that one straight guy. I’m starting to think he was just there for straight representation and nothing else.

sword-wives

Idk he’s kinda random, but I like him lol I wonder if he’s gonna come back in the future tho cause he’s nice

#teotwawki #todd #I mean going to the ruins just for some chick who does that

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blousemouse

Lizzie Lawrence is the sweetest sweetheart that ever lived and I would die for her

sword-wives

^^^^

I just finished teotwawki and I couldn’t resist sketching Lizzie and Phoenix for Passover ♡

#they were in a desert after all #so it seemed fitting lmao #The End Of The World As We Know It #teotwawki #sword wives #lizzie #phoenix #lizzie lawrence #phoenix crescent #fire and air #faa #my post #fanart

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