Nerdy Switch Vampire

-@switchvampire

he froze. Oh he knew that god damn voice and that god damn nickname. He just groaned before turning around to face him

"......I swear to god short stack-"

Streber frowned slightly

"talking to the one who is a size of a ant and can be easily picked up likeeee-"

He went over to him and put his hands under his arms and picked him up like he was just a doll

"-Dis!! Whosss my lil shortieeee you are!!"

He talked babyish for a split second, just toxtry to piss the gremlin off! He had to giggle at himself and let him down as he shrugged at the last question

"Shut it!"

Streber blushed at the babytalk. As he stood in the ground, he cleared his throat

"Ohh, well. I'm.. Great!! Not hiding anything at all about a specific thought haha. I brought Pizza"

He was full on laughing at the whole thing before hearing he had pizza. One part of him wanted the pizza the other was a littleeee worried for his friend since now he thought he was hiding something

"..Sweetheart, that makes me think you're hiding something more. If something matters and you're trying to distract me with pizza, it's not working strebs"

Streber said as his cheeks shaded into a light pink color. It wasn't anything serious, luckily, it was something else ;)

"I'm being serious, I brought pizza for us; it's been a while since we talked.. Are you.. Up for a sleepover? Sorry for scaring you and not teling you I planned to stay"

Streber smiled as he scratched the back of his neck

"So, uh.. Can I come in-"

Suddenly, a loud thunder was heard, which startled Streber and made him jump

-@switchvampire

he froze. Oh he knew that god damn voice and that god damn nickname. He just groaned before turning around to face him

"......I swear to god short stack-"

Streber frowned slightly

"talking to the one who is a size of a ant and can be easily picked up likeeee-"

He went over to him and put his hands under his arms and picked him up like he was just a doll

"-Dis!! Whosss my lil shortieeee you are!!"

He talked babyish for a split second, just toxtry to piss the gremlin off! He had to giggle at himself and let him down as he shrugged at the last question

"Shut it!"

Streber blushed at the babytalk. As he stood in the ground, he cleared his throat

"Ohh, well. I'm.. Great!! Not hiding anything at all about a specific thought haha. I brought Pizza"

-@switchvampire

he froze. Oh he knew that god damn voice and that god damn nickname. He just groaned before turning around to face him

"......I swear to god short stack-"

Streber frowned slightly

-@switchvampire

[Mod: AAAAAAAH SORRY FOR NOT BEING ACTIVE 😭😭😭]

"OHhhhhh my god hi streber- Um..lets see i got a kid, im offically with kevin, i found out im genderfluid, i was turned into a puppy, a kid, a girl, and i had a few panic attacks-"

"O H . . Congratulations..! I- Uh... Best wishes for you 2!"

Streber hasn't left his house for almost a month by now..

"-also almost died like...2 times-"

he then just shuts up as he realized he been rambling too much good lord. Buttt he went over to him and picked him up and hugged him! He did miss him after all

"Heheh thanks.. anywayssss...How life been for you?.. I should have checked out your place more but this month been crazy.."

"¡¿Cómo que casi mueres?! How did yo-"

Streber was caught off guard by the warm, welcoming hug.. It felt.. Really nice to have some human interaction.

"Heh.. Missed ya' too, bud.. And, well, it's been... wacky, to say the least"

"Shhhh pretend i said nothing don't worry strebs"

he chuckled a bit and was not letting him go- To be honest marco needed this as well! It been awhile since he saw his little silly buddy! He gave him a little kiss on the forehead when he heard that his month was..something. Hey marco is the big affectionate little guy hes gonna give his bestie some affection >:(/silly

"Dawwwwhh.. Man i thought you would have a better month than me.. Welllll.. you want to just hang? To help you out a bit? Im staying home so i got nothing to do!!"

"Happy pride month, Marcky.. And,sure! I could have some food, I'm starving and it's obviously not on purpose AHEM."

Streber giggled as he debated internally to wether he should let himself be clingy for once in his life or not

he giggled as he just swung him in his arms before he spoke and then just stopped swinging him around like a damn doll. "Happy pride month!!-"

And he was about to say something else she heard the "Im starving and i am not doing it on purpose" part and looked at him with a judging look. Not fully believing it but not gonna press on it

"your lucky im trusting you... and your lucky i got some food at home i can make that i know that you will like!'

yeah he was going to make him a lot of food now so he has something to eat later on...

Streber stimmed slightly by shaking his fists up and down. Ironically, he's a food lover yet he doesn't eat that much

he giggled a bit as he just let him go and ruffled his hair

"Alright alrightttt calm down silly goose... You can just sit on the couch while i make something.. Thank god im getting better at cooking since i have a kid in the house now"

he was about to go to the kitchen before turning around for a second

"BUT!! ya gotta eat the whole place!! thats the rules here"

Streber crossed his arms while he remembered something

"Nahh your right your just a big old toddler yk the ones who can't speak and just babbl-"

Anddddd he was about to continue but got interupted by the squeaks and paused before going into the kitchen and grabbed a pan before walking over to him and playfully bonking him on the head a few times

"You- stop- calling- me- squeaks- my- good- sir!"

Silly bonk sounds

"Worth it!"

Streber peeked over the kitchen

-@switchvampire

[Mod: AAAAAAAH SORRY FOR NOT BEING ACTIVE 😭😭😭]

"OHhhhhh my god hi streber- Um..lets see i got a kid, im offically with kevin, i found out im genderfluid, i was turned into a puppy, a kid, a girl, and i had a few panic attacks-"

"O H . . Congratulations..! I- Uh... Best wishes for you 2!"

Streber hasn't left his house for almost a month by now..

"-also almost died like...2 times-"

he then just shuts up as he realized he been rambling too much good lord. Buttt he went over to him and picked him up and hugged him! He did miss him after all

"Heheh thanks.. anywayssss...How life been for you?.. I should have checked out your place more but this month been crazy.."

"¡¿Cómo que casi mueres?! How did yo-"

Streber was caught off guard by the warm, welcoming hug.. It felt.. Really nice to have some human interaction.

"Heh.. Missed ya' too, bud.. And, well, it's been... wacky, to say the least"

"Shhhh pretend i said nothing don't worry strebs"

he chuckled a bit and was not letting him go- To be honest marco needed this as well! It been awhile since he saw his little silly buddy! He gave him a little kiss on the forehead when he heard that his month was..something. Hey marco is the big affectionate little guy hes gonna give his bestie some affection >:(/silly

"Dawwwwhh.. Man i thought you would have a better month than me.. Welllll.. you want to just hang? To help you out a bit? Im staying home so i got nothing to do!!"

"Happy pride month, Marcky.. And,sure! I could have some food, I'm starving and it's obviously not on purpose AHEM."

Streber giggled as he debated internally to wether he should let himself be clingy for once in his life or not

he giggled as he just swung him in his arms before he spoke and then just stopped swinging him around like a damn doll. "Happy pride month!!-"

And he was about to say something else she heard the "Im starving and i am not doing it on purpose" part and looked at him with a judging look. Not fully believing it but not gonna press on it

"your lucky im trusting you... and your lucky i got some food at home i can make that i know that you will like!'

yeah he was going to make him a lot of food now so he has something to eat later on...

Streber stimmed slightly by shaking his fists up and down. Ironically, he's a food lover yet he doesn't eat that much

he giggled a bit as he just let him go and ruffled his hair

"Alright alrightttt calm down silly goose... You can just sit on the couch while i make something.. Thank god im getting better at cooking since i have a kid in the house now"

he was about to go to the kitchen before turning around for a second

"BUT!! ya gotta eat the whole place!! thats the rules here"

Streber crossed his arms while he remembered something

-@switchvampire

[Mod: AAAAAAAH SORRY FOR NOT BEING ACTIVE 😭😭😭]

"OHhhhhh my god hi streber- Um..lets see i got a kid, im offically with kevin, i found out im genderfluid, i was turned into a puppy, a kid, a girl, and i had a few panic attacks-"

"O H . . Congratulations..! I- Uh... Best wishes for you 2!"

Streber hasn't left his house for almost a month by now..

"-also almost died like...2 times-"

he then just shuts up as he realized he been rambling too much good lord. Buttt he went over to him and picked him up and hugged him! He did miss him after all

"Heheh thanks.. anywayssss...How life been for you?.. I should have checked out your place more but this month been crazy.."

"¡¿Cómo que casi mueres?! How did yo-"

Streber was caught off guard by the warm, welcoming hug.. It felt.. Really nice to have some human interaction.

"Heh.. Missed ya' too, bud.. And, well, it's been... wacky, to say the least"

"Shhhh pretend i said nothing don't worry strebs"

he chuckled a bit and was not letting him go- To be honest marco needed this as well! It been awhile since he saw his little silly buddy! He gave him a little kiss on the forehead when he heard that his month was..something. Hey marco is the big affectionate little guy hes gonna give his bestie some affection >:(/silly

"Dawwwwhh.. Man i thought you would have a better month than me.. Welllll.. you want to just hang? To help you out a bit? Im staying home so i got nothing to do!!"

"Happy pride month, Marcky.. And,sure! I could have some food, I'm starving and it's obviously not on purpose AHEM."

Streber giggled as he debated internally to wether he should let himself be clingy for once in his life or not

he giggled as he just swung him in his arms before he spoke and then just stopped swinging him around like a damn doll. "Happy pride month!!-"

And he was about to say something else she heard the "Im starving and i am not doing it on purpose" part and looked at him with a judging look. Not fully believing it but not gonna press on it

"your lucky im trusting you... and your lucky i got some food at home i can make that i know that you will like!'

yeah he was going to make him a lot of food now so he has something to eat later on...

Streber stimmed slightly by shaking his fists up and down. Ironically, he's a food lover yet he doesn't eat that much

-@switchvampire

[Mod: AAAAAAAH SORRY FOR NOT BEING ACTIVE 😭😭😭]

"OHhhhhh my god hi streber- Um..lets see i got a kid, im offically with kevin, i found out im genderfluid, i was turned into a puppy, a kid, a girl, and i had a few panic attacks-"

"O H . . Congratulations..! I- Uh... Best wishes for you 2!"

Streber hasn't left his house for almost a month by now..

"-also almost died like...2 times-"

he then just shuts up as he realized he been rambling too much good lord. Buttt he went over to him and picked him up and hugged him! He did miss him after all

"Heheh thanks.. anywayssss...How life been for you?.. I should have checked out your place more but this month been crazy.."

"¡¿Cómo que casi mueres?! How did yo-"

Streber was caught off guard by the warm, welcoming hug.. It felt.. Really nice to have some human interaction.

"Heh.. Missed ya' too, bud.. And, well, it's been... wacky, to say the least"

"Shhhh pretend i said nothing don't worry strebs"

he chuckled a bit and was not letting him go- To be honest marco needed this as well! It been awhile since he saw his little silly buddy! He gave him a little kiss on the forehead when he heard that his month was..something. Hey marco is the big affectionate little guy hes gonna give his bestie some affection >:(/silly

"Dawwwwhh.. Man i thought you would have a better month than me.. Welllll.. you want to just hang? To help you out a bit? Im staying home so i got nothing to do!!"

"Happy pride month, Marcky.. And,sure! I could have some food, I'm starving and it's obviously not on purpose AHEM."

Streber giggled as he debated internally to wether he should let himself be clingy for once in his life or not

-@switchvampire

[Mod: AAAAAAAH SORRY FOR NOT BEING ACTIVE 😭😭😭]

"OHhhhhh my god hi streber- Um..lets see i got a kid, im offically with kevin, i found out im genderfluid, i was turned into a puppy, a kid, a girl, and i had a few panic attacks-"

"O H . . Congratulations..! I- Uh... Best wishes for you 2!"

Streber hasn't left his house for almost a month by now..

"-also almost died like...2 times-"

he then just shuts up as he realized he been rambling too much good lord. Buttt he went over to him and picked him up and hugged him! He did miss him after all

"Heheh thanks.. anywayssss...How life been for you?.. I should have checked out your place more but this month been crazy.."

"¡¿Cómo que casi mueres?! How did yo-"

Streber was caught off guard by the warm, welcoming hug.. It felt.. Really nice to have some human interaction.

"Heh.. Missed ya' too, bud.. And, well, it's been... wacky, to say the least"

-@switchvampire

[Mod: AAAAAAAH SORRY FOR NOT BEING ACTIVE 😭😭😭]

"OHhhhhh my god hi streber- Um..lets see i got a kid, im offically with kevin, i found out im genderfluid, i was turned into a puppy, a kid, a girl, and i had a few panic attacks-"

"O H . . Congratulations..! I- Uh... Best wishes for you 2!"

Streber hasn't left his house for almost a month by now..

Streber was about to show him his new goth victorian outfit @switchvampire

"damsh it.."

he grumbled as he nodded

"ish fine.. Just a little fighth agash.."

he noticed he looked different and chuckled

"Slayyyysh.."

He chuckled as he did a thumbs up

"gayth as all hellsh. goosh anoths!! boat..eiths outsa tens"

even if he was still tending up himself, it was funny seeing the vampire showing off his new outfit

"didsh you knosh Kevis got me a dresh"

"Hesh always starrrinsh now.. Itsh cuteee.."

he giggled at the image of kevin just staring at him in his dress. as he blushed a tiny bit. damn gay men.

"Yayyyyysh!!! Beath genda norms!!!"

Streber spins a little

Streber was about to show him his new goth victorian outfit @switchvampire

"damsh it.."

he grumbled as he nodded

"ish fine.. Just a little fighth agash.."

he noticed he looked different and chuckled

"Slayyyysh.."

He chuckled as he did a thumbs up

"gayth as all hellsh. goosh anoths!! boat..eiths outsa tens"

even if he was still tending up himself, it was funny seeing the vampire showing off his new outfit

"didsh you knosh Kevis got me a dresh"